Denial

Maybe they really don't need this feature ● Maybe myuen will be rewritten before they need this feature

Anger

I can't believe it uses a hashtable for storing everything ● This is just a perl CGI jammed into Java

Bargaining

I will rewrite all of myuen for you if you don't make me do this ● You wouldn't like it if I quit my job now, would you?

Depression

That guy who washes the windows has it better than I do ● Isn't it time to go home yet?

Acceptance

I do like the look of this application ● I think a hashtable would be a good place to store my data